Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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