Banned from zoo.
Again?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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