I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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