I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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