Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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