I feel great
I just peed on a car
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
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my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
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I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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