32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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