PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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