Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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