why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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