Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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