sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Be still, my beating vagina.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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