man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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