I love how my cats smell like pot.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
