His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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