remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
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If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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