yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....