The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?