We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
YAS. BRING CRAB.