i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Randomize
