But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Four minutes until I can fart!
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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