I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I wish I only lived at night.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
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On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
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I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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