My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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