just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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