Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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