does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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