Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
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My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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