youre lurking in front of me
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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