question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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