would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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