Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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