we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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