listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
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they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
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I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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