I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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