I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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