I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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