are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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