Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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