There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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