You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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