People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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