oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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