weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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