actually, I'm a sock model
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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