North Korea, Best Korea!
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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