i think my mom watched the whole time
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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