We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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