You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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