You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
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You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
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My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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