I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
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