hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize