just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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