She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
