just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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