I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
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I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
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I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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