BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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