3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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