Say something about gay babies.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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