My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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