i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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