We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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