exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Randomize
