if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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