Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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